Look at this fucking user-submitted picture of wizards! It’s a fucking Gryffindor keg party! No, that ain’t butterbeer.
Snape! Severus is a bad ass motherfu- Shut your mouth! I’m talking ‘bout Snape. Snape!
- March 19
- , 2011
my boyfriend & i got Harry Potter tattoos!
What’s the spell for instant hair removal, again? Oh yeah. Waxus maximus! Use it, mate.
(Source: fuckyeahtattoos, via peelmeoffthisvelcroseat)
Photoshopitate! Photoshopitus! Photus Shopus! Fuck, what was that spell?
Crucio dat ho!
- March 18
- , 2011
Let’s stage an elaborate Death Eaters vs Order of the Phoenix battle at my mansion. Will my parents care? Nah, it’ll be all good, they’re on vacay in the Caribbean again. Yeah I’ll front the cash for expensive custom made costumes. I’m a nerd with a big ass trust fund. It’s all good.
Woah… WOAH… Fucking WOAH! How long did it take you to find a tombstone with the name “Potter” on it and stage Lilly Potter’s ghost’s rise from Beyond the Veil? Probably longer than it took you to read “Oder of the Phoenix”.
- March 16
- , 2011
I’m trying to wrap my head around this while I wrap my hand around something else. It appears these witches play for some sort of team at Hogwarts. Is it the Gryffindor Tonsil Hockey team? The Gryffindor Whipster Jockeys? Fuck, I’d grow a ‘stache and don some tube socks in House colors if these girls would ride me.
